“Thinking about getting a new couch? You should. You completely should.”

Pet Tip of the Weekend: Never go out of town for three days in July and leave the air conditioning off. You’ll come home to half dead cats. Sure, they’ll recover once you click on the air and stare at them cringing in regret and shaking ice cubes into their water..even though they can’t reach it since they can barely move in your 92 degree apartment. However, I  have probably reduced their life expectancy by a few months. And they’ll most likely destroy the furniture with reckless abandon for the rest of those days.