I have never felt older than when I sprained my ankle playing fucking pickleball with Mike last weekend. In hindsight, it was a completely avoidable injury, mainly due to me wearing the wrong shoes but largely due to us being total assholes when playing against one another. I watch other groups play pickleball, and they're … Continue reading 3 Stages of Spraining Your Ankle
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How to Lose Weight with Instagram
I don't really know what goes on in other people's heads, because if I did, I would be Sookie from True Blood. And even though that show ended a solid ten years ago, that entire superpower was ridiculous because she never heard anyone think anything insane like, "I turned my oven off before 3:15pm, and … Continue reading How to Lose Weight with Instagram
The Benefits of Home Workouts
Illustration by Katie H. I've been a fan of home workouts since I was a teenager, awkwardly following kickboxing and pilates workouts in my bedroom. For most of my adult life, I've been jumping, planking, and crunching in apartments around the country. Costly gym memberships, living nowhere near a gym and the convenience of turning … Continue reading The Benefits of Home Workouts