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We Need Toothpaste

April 13, 2020April 13, 2020 / Katie Hackmeister / Leave a comment

Fuck We're almost out of toothpaste. The formerly plump tube is now flattened to .0005mm, almost as thick as the random blonde hair growing between my eyes that every seven months I discover is three feet long and no one told me. I found a half-empty travel size toothpaste under the sink, but how much … Continue reading We Need Toothpaste

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